What up, my West Virginia backwoods hoodrats?
Last night's Bachelorette episode finally dredged up the drama that we were waiting for when one of the men incorrectly identified Emily's "baggage" as her daughter (the actual baggage being the part of her brain that keeps thinking that being on this show is going to find her a quality husband). Also, the men dressed up in costumes (some as LADIES, lol) and poorly performed Shakespeare. It was awesome, in that it was so terrible.
And it looks like the drama will continue, according to the preview for next week's episode/the rest of the season, when it appears that Emily will take back the rose that she gave to one man earlier in the episode! Who could it be? My (obvious) guess is under the jump, along with three bonus clips from last night's episode, that epic preview, another look at Emily and Kalon's dramatic "Get the f*ck out!" fight, and the latest episode of the hilarious Bachelor parody web series, Burning Love. Enjoy!
Sneak Peek: What's Coming Next Week, and Later This Season. Rewatch the jam-packed preview that played at the end of last night's episode. Looks like Emily's going to get a little crazy with Travis, spend some private time with Ryan, and cozy up with Chris, John, Arie AND Jef, at the very least!
But one guy's competitive side will go too far. Clearly, all signs point to Ryan as the egomaniac on the mission to win a trophy wife -- including that he literally called Emily a "trophy wife" to her face last week. But it looks like Emily needs a
little more help to see through him, and after
last night's debacle with Kalon, Arie knows NOT to stand idly by. Then, it looks like Emily will take the guy's (Ryan's) rose back, and throw a bit of a fit over which other guys aren't "here for her." Plus, later this season, we clearly see Chris, Sean, Jef and Arie making their way to more exotic locations with Emily ... and she'll begin to unravel as she falls in love with multiple men and worries about hurting them. But STILL no shots of the final rose ceremony. Will she even get that far? What does it all MEAN?!
Rewind Clip: Emily Loves London. Relive all of those moments where Emily shared her encyclopedic* knowledge of London with us. I'm sure if Emily could have given London a rose, she would.
*Wikipedic
Deleted Scene: Jef Gets His Date Card. What with all the Kalon drama last night, we missed the moment when Jef received the miraculous date card, with its wonderfully vague and cheesy message just for him, which he will certainly keep in his suitcase next to his tube socks and hair gel for the rest of his journey with Emily.
The Bachelorette Uncensored: PILLOWS! I love that there is a Bachelorette "Uncensored" called "Pillows!" And I love that Jef the water charity skateboarder is a man of so many eccentric talents.
A Fuzzy, Constantly Moving Recording of Emily and Kalon's Argument: It's the only one I could find. And it's better than nothing. "Let me TALK. I love it when you talk, but not until I'm done." HaHA!
Last and Definitely Not Least: Burning Love, Episode 4!!!! Mark takes the ladies to a comedy club (just like on Jake Pavelka's season), and the ladies' jokes are terrrrrible (just like on Jake Pavelka's season) -- except for Kristen Bell, I mean Mandy the Religious One. If you're like, "What is this?" check out
the first three hilarious episodes of Burning Love here.
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