This Monday on The Bachelorette
, Emily will embark on her first three dates of the season: two one-on-ones with Ryan the studly football player and Joe, who was most notable in this week's premiere
for having no control over his own volume or enthusiasm. I guess Emily likes a guy who brings the excitement, because lucky Joe gets to accompany her to a fancy resort in West Virginia, where they'll submit their dreams on pieces of paper to a "love clock"!
Yeah, I don't really know what that means, either. But you can find a link to a clip from their date, in which Joe and Emily recite their love-clock-dream-wishes, below!
Elsewhere in the episode, Emily will put Ryan to "the cookie test" (also find out what THAT means below), and in her big group date of the episode, perform on stage with 13 of her bachelors and THE MUPPETS. Watch two clips from the Muppet date right here: The Muppets Sneak Peek #1: They need no introduction...
Ryan's one-on-one date:
Emily says that Ryan's a good sport about baking cookies
, but he sure is complaining about that apron a lot. Get over it, Ryan! You gave up your right to being unequivocally macho when you signed up to be on a show called THE BACHELORETTE
Joe's one-on-one date:
It's Joe and Emily's first date, and he's already making elaborate wishes
about hoping to return there someday as a family with Emily and Ricki! I mean, to be fair to Joe, Emily brought him there and forced him to write a wish for a loveclock. But still ... NO. TOO SOON, JOE.
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